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King Kong has the infinity Gauntlet shirt

 

King Kong has the infinity Gauntlet shirtThis is a bizarre hypothetical. Let’s rephrase this as a single King Kong has the infinity Gauntlet shirt who has a reason not to celebrate Christmas. Maybe they’re a Jehovah’s Witness, or they’re Jewish. There’s not another parent to do the work. Is this unfair? I don’t think so. There are a whole bunch of people who don’t celebrate Christmas, and their lives are fine. If the children want to celebrate Christmas, that’s up to the parent. They don’t and aren’t, and there’s a pile of books, anecdotes, and stories of how different parents manage it.

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My gf’s family invited me to join them for Christmas, my family invited my gf to join us for Christmas. Her family had lunch at 12, mine at 2, so no problem as it was only a KLM Royal Dutch Airlines Boeing 747 206B(SUD)(M) Hawaiian Shirt walk between the two. So lunch at hers, both walk over to my parents lunch there, no driving because everyone would be drinking and I’m not paying premium for a taxi. So I walk to my gf ‘s to find lunch was a four course stacked meal! Her mum knew from experience that I had a big appetite so she had big plates and mine was piled high! Good thing about walking, it gave me chance to walk off a few calories. Get to my parents and lunch is served, my mum knows I have a large appetite, if it’s on your plate you eat it all, large plate piled high!! So that’s eaten but it’s time to walk back to gf’s for dinner. “All that walking I must be hungry?” Another four courses, big plates piled high!! Then back home for dinner at my parents, main meal of the day! “Must be hungry after all that walking!” I just about managed before it was time to take gf home. “ Bit of supper to keep you going” plate of cold cuts, cheese and biscuits, cake and a few mince pies! Stagger home full of food and alcohol to find mum had left some supper out for me!

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